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3 Female, 3 Male, 1 Any Gender ● Full Length/Two Act ● ~120 Mins

3 Female, 2 Male ● Full Length/Two Act ● ~120 Mins

5 Female, 4 Male ● Full Length/Two Act ● ~2.5 Hours

5 Female, 2 Male ● Full Length/Two Act ● ~120 Mins

7 Female, 2 Male, 1 Any Gender (Doubling) ● Five Intersecting One Acts ● ~75 - 90 Mins

2 Male ● Full Length/One Act ● ~75 - 90 Mins

6 Female, 4 Male (Doubling) ● Full Length/One Act ● ~90 Mins

2 Male ● Full Length/One Act ● ~90 Mins

2 Female, 2 Male ● Two Playlets ● ~10-15 Mins Each

2 Female, 4 Male ● Full Length/Two Act ● ~120 Mins

1 Female ● Solo Piece ● ~10-15 Mins

1 Male ● Solo Piece ● ~10-15 Mins

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Synopsis

(3 Female, 4 Male)
Four vengeful, narcissistic actors, with the assistance of a brutish stage manager and a cynical stagehand, abduct and hold captive a theater critic notorious for shutting down productions and ending careers through his malicious reviews. To confound matters, they intend to carry their plan out during a performance of a show they’re all currently appearing in. Less than an hour before the curtain is due to rise, their scheme begins to quickly unravel as we discover that none of the conspirators are familiar with the actual plan or its designed outcome. Brute Farce is a satirical commentary on the perpetually symbiotic, oftentimes dysfunctional, and occasionally turbulent relationship between actors and reviewers.

Performance History/Awards

​Finalist, The Loom New Works Festival, Woven Theatre, 2021.

BRUTE FARCE received staged readings at the Anacostia Arts Center on Oct 27th, 28th & 29th, 2022. ​​These readings were made possible thanks to a generous grant made available by Duane Gautier and the Valley Place Arts Collaborative/ARCH, and through the kind support of Adele Robey. The cast featured Michael Replogle as Alistair McHugh, Matthew Pauli as Killian Black, Karina Hilleard as Dierdre Shepherd, Dana Scott Galloway as Reggie Brimble, Lisa M. Hodsoll as Vivian Pruitt, Claire Schoonover as Fiona Bainbridge, and Steve Lebens as Quinn Ponsonby. 

​Winner, Full-Length Play, Dominion Stage's 3rd Annual Playwriting Competition, 2023. Arlington,  VA.

Reviews/Recommendations

“Nothing's better than a group of misfit characters that you both root for and also cringe at their every move! A very funny comedy that had me laughing out loud and holding my breath as each new plot point unraveled and exploded right in front of us. A play that screams to be staged.” - Stephen Kaplan

“A hilarious and brilliant sendup, an homage to Noises Off complete with a reference to sardines. Set in 1920s London, the wacky cast of “meat puppets” deals with narcolepsy, a doomed theatre critic, and technical disasters. A wonderful opportunity for actors and set designers and great fun for the audience. Produce this!” - Kim E. Ruyle​

“Full of laughs and vile, self-centered characters who suffer the tortures of the damned… Hence all the laughs! This farcical backstage/onstage romp harkens back to classics of the genre and even includes a wink-and-a-nod or two. Furiously frantic and funny with lots of physical humor and wordplay, plus a great challenge for actors and designers alike. Hilarious!” - DC Cathro​

“A thoroughly entertaining evening of theatre, with nods to endearing melodrama and farce. The playwright keeps things moving briskly, which is critical to this type of play, while giving nice little touches that will make any theatergoer laugh. I especially love the way the set works, becoming a character in and of itself, and allowing us into the backstage shenanigans that mirror the onstage drama.” - Ross Tedford Kendall​

“Ever wonder what would happen if a bunch of actors watched the Vincent Price movie Theater of Blood and found it aspirational, but lacked the imagination or attention to detail to pull it off? Wonder no more, because now there's Craig Houk's Brute Farce, a wacky and savage backstage/onstage comedy about a murder plot whose vain conspirators display a serious lack of commitment. With high stakes, nutball characters gifted with enormous self-regard and not much else, an over-engineered backstage prompting system, and no recurring gag too cheap to revisit, Brute Farce is a venomous delight.” - Vince Gatton

“Actors. Critics. You can’t live with ‘em. And apparently you can’t kill ‘em. Or can you? Does it matter? Hint: it doesn’t, especially when there’s as much fun to be had as there is in this very funny, very dark backstage comedy of errors and terrors. A delightful challenge for directors and designers and a wonderful workout for the actors, I imagine it will be an enjoyable treat for its audiences when staged, which I hope it will be – soon. We all need the laughs!” - Doug DeVita

“What happens when the Marx Brothers get together with a road company of "Noises Off" to produce "The Ransom of Red Chief" mashed up with "Death Trap" as written for the stage by Noel Coward starring Abbot & Costello, supported by Bob Hope, Bing Crosby, and Dorothy Lamour, all directed by Mel Brooks? All that and more, including a sardine. Craig Houk has crafted a farce of monumental proportions, done in a way that only someone who truly loves this art form can do. A tribute to fine stagecraft, ingenious casting, imaginative set design, and non-stop laughter.” - Philip Middleton Williams

"Love it! Such a diverse set of personalities and it seems like it could be done with minimal set if necessary. It's realistic, funny, and really pulls you in. I read a bit of this when it was in progress. Let me tell you, Houk improved and delivered! This piece has so many laugh-out-loud moments it will certainly bring a smile to the face of the audience. A little mystery, a little drama, a little comedy. I cannot wait to see this on stage one day." - Timothy Gadomski

Published by Next Stage Press

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Synopsis

(3 Female, 2 Male)
On the evening of Sunday, June 24th, 1973, thirty-two men perished in a fire at The Upstairs Lounge, a sanctuary bar for working-class homosexual men in New Orleans. On that same evening, several blocks north, nearly a dozen women, including a gifted young nursing student, Sydney (Syd) Trahan, were taken into custody and charged with lewd and lascivious conduct for dancing together at Brady’s, a notorious lesbian bar in the French Quarter. Hopeful that the deadly fire and the controversy surrounding its multiple victims might overshadow Syd’s arrest, Bud, a reputable blacksmith, and Helen, a God-fearing woman, do everything in their power to curtail the impact of their daughter’s transgression on their seemingly near perfect lives.

Reviews/Recommendations

“Set in a conservative Christian Louisiana community in the early 1970s, this play gives us two families dealing, in very different ways, with crises involving a gay son and a lesbian daughter. Houk evokes the specific world of the play through canny selection of revealing details. He expertly renders the regional dialect while giving each character a believable individual voice within it. Family tensions and affections feel complex and real. Some of the characters make disturbing choices, while others rise to the challenges with unexpected grace, and it’s all written with compassion and insight. Worthwhile and stage worthy!” - Tom Rowan​

“Syd is a play, a character, and perhaps a warning. Grounded in historical events, the story reminds us that being gay in 1973 in the United States was very dangerous indeed, and could become so again. Lush dialogue and dialect place this play in a New Orleans of the not-so-distant past, and raise familiar issues of family and acceptance. An important story, very well told.” - Jan Probst​

“Until the Pulse nightclub massacre, the 1973 Upstairs Lounge fire in New Orleans was the worst single incident of mass murder of gay people ever recorded. In SYD, Craig Houk builds a compelling family drama on the periphery of that horror, as two families struggle through the uncharted waters of having gay adult children when such a thing could barely be mentioned. The Trahans and Larsens are written with humor, salt, specificity, and empathy, people doing their best, even when their best is not good enough -- or is actually, in fact, the worst. A compassionate and thoughtful work.” - Vince Gatton

“This play renders vividly portrays a real, horrific incident while still contrasting it with a touching family drama. What I particularly like is the playwright's ability to convey the events that happen offstage without resorting to tired exposition. Instead, these are rendered immediate and emotional through the characters. The characters themselves are well drawn and I truly lost myself in their story.” - Ross Tedford Kendall

“Based on actual events, Houk spins this family tale about being in the closet with a flair for drama and dialogue. It’s a powerful tale of tragedy that sometimes rolls along at a leisurely Southern pace, only to turn in unexpected directions. Intricate relationships unfold and shift and will draw you in. Great stuff.” - DC Cathro

"Syd packs a powerful punch. A play about love and family, how hatred can destroy lives. Characters are so richly and distinctly drawn, you feel like you know every single one, and you root for each one of them to beat their demons. What a rare gift. Bravo!" - Lucy Wang

"A reminder that love can run just as deeply as hatred for parents and children is brought to life in Craig Houk's tale of two families with differing dynamics and vastly different outcomes to tragedy. The greatest strength of the piece lies in Houk's sure-footed characterizations of the main players. These people feel real and messily complex, which adds to the heartbreak of Beverly's breakdown over the death of her son. While Helen, just as confused and hurt over Syd's behavior toward her, manages to overcome her un-Christian attitudes and find acceptance. This is wonderful and important writing." - John Busser

"This might be my favorite Craig Houk play. It juxtaposes two sets of parents in 1970s New Orleans, each with a gay child, and highlights the different ways they respond, and the different trajectories of their children's lives. I loved how the characters were fully formed and nuanced beyond just the stereotype which comes to mind when you think of a conservative, church-going parent of a lesbian. This play sucked me in, and the ending came too soon. I wanted to stay with the characters and see where they go from here." - Lisa Dellagiarino Feriend

"The 1970s and two neighbouring families, both struggle in truculent relationships with a child behind closed doors. Houk thus tenderly and craftily creates the world of the American South. With an astute ear for dialogue, the playwright almost imperceptibly changes stereotypes to fully rounded human beings, seamlessly shifting points of view. An architecture of understated symbolism presenting a glimpse of an alternative narrative gives even greater depth to a story about family forced to face changing times and tragedy." - Alice Josephs

"A powerful play, Craig Houk makes you feel deeply for the flawed family we meet. Bud and Helen truly love each other. Helen is not yet ready to understand Syd but we root for her to get there, to love her daughter wholly. It's a slow burn, with a great act one/into act two question and a perfect closing image. I loved every word of this piece and hope to see it produced - excellent for four actors around forty and for a female actor that can play nineteen. A perfect work of American Realism." - John Patrick Bray

"This powerful and insightful play gives the audience a wealth of questions to ponder and thoughts to filter. Craig Houk's writing is seemingly effortless in it's ability to reach into every corner of each character. A memorable and dynamic piece of story-telling which will stay in the mind long after the curtain has fallen." - Paul Smith

"Too many people interpret "made in God's image" as "God hates the same people we do." Almost half a century later there are still parents who reject their children, believing that is what God would have them do, and children who are forced to separate themselves from those who should love them. Craig Houk explores these family dynamics in a dramatic and relatable way that will prompt audiences to reconsider their own relationships. The play reads well and would be impactful on stage. Highly recommended." - Donald E. Baker

"How the parents either do or do not come to terms with who their children are is at the root of this tale. Living in a more accepting place and time, it is difficult to imagine the kind of murderous hatred people can feel, even toward their own children. Each parent self-defines as Christian, though each has a different idea of exactly what that means. This is a devastating, often ugly, and ultimately hopeful expression of love, faith, family, and acceptance. Highly recommended!" - David Hansen

"I know every single person here, including those who do not appear on stage. I knew them in 1973, I knew them in 1997, and I even know some of them now. And that is one of the greatest strengths of Houk’s cautionary work: although the play takes place in the early 1970s, the Beverlys, the Helens, the Beaus… they all still exist and the fight for acceptance is still raging on, whether the battleground is the family kitchen or the public arena. Thank you, Craig, for continuing to shine your light where it needs to be shone." - Doug DeVita

"The world created in this play is nearly 50 years ago and yet so relevant and important for today. In SYD, Craig Houk presents two Southern families navigating gender roles, sexuality and faith while also showing the tragedy of lives lost in different ways. Craig writes with such depth and naturalism where the lines instantly play out in my head while reading. And the rhythms of dialogue punctuate each character so well. This is a play I'd greatly enjoy watching on stage and a delight for performers, too, with its many surprises." - John Mabey

"One of the many powerful elements of this atmospheric and haunting play is the tenuous bonds parents have with their children becoming their own person, away from the life that the parents envisioned them. In Craig Houk's skillful hands we see two families deal with their gay children in very different ways, made even more intense by tragedy and recrimination. The moments between a father struggling to understand his daughter, and a mother trying to understand what God has placed before her are achingly crafted, lyrical, and genuine. I would love to see this play produced again and again." - Philp Middleton Williams

"Set in the 1970s, yet completely relevant today, Syd deftly illustrates how deep-seeded hate and fear can tear families apart and lead to tragedy. Houk pulls you in with the complexity and strength of the characters and then, with masterful subtlety, reveals their often repulsive layers while still driving a truly compelling and heart-breaking story. Definitely recommended!" - Darrin Ingram​

Published by Next Stage Press.

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Synopsis

(5 Female, 4 Male)
Carly Weekes and her sisters, Lolly and Shirley, are witches. Determined to find Carly a mate, the three cast a circle to summon a popular recording artist from Colorado. However, Shirley casts what appears to be a dubious and deadly spell. Worried that Carly and her new family might now be cursed, Lolly endeavors to reverse the hex, but fails, resulting in her expulsion to an alternate world. Years later, the Pacheco twins mysteriously drown. The case goes cold, but many believe Carly’s oldest son, Johnny, is responsible. Cold Rain is an account of a family bound by black magic, a dark and comical tale of ill-conceived machinations, misdirected resentment, and repressed desire.

Performance History/Awards

Cold Rain received a public reading of Act 1 at Studio 1469 ​on May 8, 2017, featuring Laureen Smith as Carly Weekes-Rekowski, Mindy Shaw as Lolly Weekes, Sue Schaffel as Shirley Weekes, Grant Collins as Bryson Rekowski, Devin Horne as Fisher Hickman, Adrian Jesus Iglesias as Johnny Rekowski, Nerissa Hart as Donna Pagnotto, and Andrew Filicicchia as Joe Rekowski. The piece was directed by Craig Houk. Washington, DC

Cold Rain received its world premiere production as part of the 2018 DC Capital Fringe Festival (Jul 14 - 28). Winning Best Drama of the Festival (Audience Choice) and named one of DC Metro Theater Arts' 2018 'Best of Capital Fringe', Cold Rain featured Desiree Chapelle as Carly Weekes-Rekowski, Elle Emerson as Lolly Weekes, Maura Claire Harford as Shirley Weekes, Grant Collins as Bryson Rekowski, Thomas Shuman as Fisher Hickman, Will Low as Johnny Rekowski, Stephanie Jo Clark as Donna Pagnotto, Blake Gouhari as Joe Rekowski, and Lydia Kraniotis as Lydia Pacheco. The piece was directed by Craig Houk. Washington, DC

Reviews/Recommendations

"Magic, suspense, and familial resentment all converge in this play. The way we see scenes separated by time but all coming together to form a narrative are a perfect fit for the characters, whose pasts come rushing at them with dark consequences. The magic in the story is dangerous, and a mirror to the twisted perceptions of legacy that come up in meaningful and complicated ways." - Ky Weeks

"Oh my goodness! This play is epic! It jumps around in time, telling the story of a spell gone awry (because it's also about WITCHES!) There are mysteries surrounding kids who drowned and a woman who disappeared, and everything slowly gets pieced together as we jump backwards and forwards in time. The characters are all well developed, and each of them, in their own way, is a person who doesn't belong. This play is hard work that looks effortless. So good!" - Lisa Dellagiarino Feriend

"This is a story that is a mystery wrapped in magic, connections made through incantations, family rivalries and vengeance, along with the dysfunction that comes when people who think they know each other are casting spells, both magic and very, very real. This story moves back and forth through time leaving seeds and crumbs to pick up in much the same manner as all good mysteries built on fear, reminding me of "The Rimers of Eldritch" by Lanford Wilson. Read this play and absorb the sense of foreboding and inevitable power that comes from knowing there's more here than magic." - Philp Middleton Williams

"Houk’s play is a beast. Hulking, encompassing, evocative of that special feeling you find in vintage Stephen King, where every word and scene drips world-building of historical proportions. The years long mystery that he slowly reveals is tantalizing and sucks you in until the final pages, and propels us through a cavalcade of family relations that remind us of the timeless truth, we don’t get to choose our family, and they may not always be good people. So can we make better choices than them? Or not?" - Daniel Prillaman

"It's been a while since I've read a play that's gripped me so tight and threw me into a space devoid of time, watching, waiting, and caught. COLD RAIN is going to stay with me for a long time. Eventually, I'll come back to learn from it, but for now, I can simply sit in this show in awe. If this show is any indication, then, much like this tantalizing family mystery, Craig Houk is a force to be reckoned with" - Jarred Corona

"Epic, sprawling, structurally ambitious, at times wildly funny, at times wildly horrifying, Craig Houk’s COLD RAIN grabs one’s attention from its first lines and keeps it through every twist and turn of its haunting, dark magic-tinged plot. There’s a lot to unpack here, but it stays with you long after you’ve turned the last page (or, I imagine, after you’ve left the theatre), mainly because the characters are so compelling one gets swept up in their individual, interweaving stories." - Doug DeVita

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(2 Male)
Lou Brunazzi & André Cooper live across the hall from each other in the basement of a shabby apartment building in the Bronx. On the landing between their units stands a noisy radiator, which is connected to a deteriorating boiler. Determined to stop the whistling, hissing & banging that’s keeping him awake at night, André endeavors to turn the radiator off, but is cut short by Lou who is determined to keep it running at all costs. What begins as a battlefield between two headstrong men slowly evolves into a makeshift sitting room where the pair begin to form a unique and lasting bond.

Performance History/Awards

Radiator received a public stage reading as part of the 2019 Kennedy Center Page-to-Stage New Play Festival on Mon, Sep 2, 2019 featuring Jared Shamberger as André Cooper and Matty Griffiths as Lou Brunazzi. The piece was directed by Carl Randolph. Washington, DC

Radiator received an Honorable Mention as part of Dominion Stage's Fall 2020 Playwriting Competition. Arlington, VA.

Reviews/Recommendations

"Two of the most colorful, laugh-your-ass-off characters that you will ever see on stage. There are a lot of meaningful messages jam-packed into this well-written short play. Funny, poignant, and intelligent, I would love to see this play staged. Truly an American treasure. I give it a standing ovation." - Cindi Sansone-Braff

"Two men with nothing in common except a shared space in the hall between their apartments... and a deep and abiding friendship that germinates and grows in spite of their best efforts to keep a distance. Yes, it's a buddy story, but the beauty of "Radiator" is that however often we see it, there is always something about human nature that can be revealed. Lou and André create a bond that takes us immediately into their hearts and ours as well." - Philip Middleton Williams

"It takes skill to craft multi-dimensional characters and realistic dialogue, and Houk delivers. His characters (Lou and Andre) portray the gamut of human emotions in a well-paced story arc that takes us through conflict, tension and onward to discovery and a satisfying resolution. A masterful work that blends both humor and pathos!" - Vivian Lermond

"My inner Oscar the Grouch is always drawn to prickly, irascible characters, and Craig Houk is consistently good at drawing out the full humanity of the gruffest and grumpiest non-people-persons without ever compromising the sharp edges that make them great. He does it again here, with two characters who defy stereotypes and a gentle story that sees your expectations coming and quietly but defiantly rejects them. A funny, idiosyncratic two-hander with a great sense of humor and well-earned pathos (as long as you don't get too mushy about it. Otherwise it's vaffanculo to you)." - Vince Gatton

"After finishing RADIATOR, I felt as though I had just spent the evening hanging out with a couple of my closest buddies. This One-Act takes us through six months in the life of Andre and Lou. And as they get to know each other, we get to know them. Houk has created realistic characters plagued with the quirks and faults of the human condition. The pacing of this piece is the real standout here, as Houk skillfully takes us through the winter months using a radiator as a centerpiece to encapsulate all the woes these men face. Outstanding work!" - Debbie Lamedman

"Houk's writing here has a lived-in, worn, comfortable feel, making us right at home with its two leads. Nothing about their relationship or the circumstances they're in is simple to define, but it's that lack of clear or obvious definitions that gives this play its shine. The characters are really not in the best part of their lives, and while the script doesn't wallow in their misery, it doesn't shy away from sitting in the mood it creates." - Ky Weeks

"This is a sweetly realized one act play that has some wonderful roles for actors that fall in underrepresented demographics (over 45, actor of color, LGBTQ+). Craig Houk has written some delightful monologues inside this play as well. I can see a variety of theatres (colleges, universities, schools, LORT) producing this. A great amount of potential and good work here!" - Jessie Salsbury

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(5 Female, 2 Male)
With life comes death. Pete, a working-class schmuck, and his beautician wife, Peggy Lynn, struggle to conceive. Will they risk everything to have a child?

Reviews/Recommendations

"The realism of the dialogue and the setting brought me back to my growing up in a rural agrarian town. The characters, their struggle and their banter are all believable. The well constructed piece begs to be performed. The sample whet my appetite for more." - Midge Guerrera

“This is such a great and moving and exciting play, with so many elements that include thrills, mystery and a dash of film noir and Houk skillfully melds them together with characters that are so believable and that make you want to read this play and find out what happens, just like the chapter serials did to you back in the day. This recommendation is based on Act One and I am looking forward to reading Act Two!” - Lee R. Lawing

“In the first act of The Reluctant Hen, Craig Houk introduces us to an interesting world and distinct characters wrestling with issues of parenthood and relationships. Pete and Sandy are especially complex, and Houk really sets up a compelling mystery that leaves us wondering about the fate of both of them but also with leaning in to learn the future of Peggy Lynn. Bring on the second act!” - Kim E. Ruyle

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(6 Female, 4 Male)
Cleary’s Delicatessen has been the most popular dining destination in Clarksville, Tennessee for nearly fifty years. Nowadays the business practically runs itself. It’s best-selling item? Grandma Cleary’s potato salad. Three generations of Cleary men have reaped the rewards of its success. And now young Herb Cleary will be the next to take the reins. One minor problem, however. Herb ain’t right in the head.

Reviews/Recommendations

"This little play offers a veritable parade of colorful characters - just when you think you've met the whole crew, someone new is introduced, and brings a new complication along with them! This silly play-in-progress already has everything, including the world's most high-stakes potato salad! I am looking forward to reading the rest when it's complete! ​" - Aly Kantor

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Synopses

(7 Female, 2 Male, 1 Any Gender)
Lost In Place is an anthology of five short intersecting plays, many of which can stand alone, but are intended to be performed as a group:

BARBARA & JODY - A few weeks into a world-wide pandemic, Barbara is called into a police station to provide a witness statement. Jody, the detective assigned to the case, has a special request.

HANK & TEDDY - Early into a world-wide pandemic, good-natured Teddy, from across the road, checks in on his surly neighbor, Hank. A delicate exchange results in a bad decision.

MARLENE & GINNY - Early into a world-wide pandemic, Marlene and her mother-in-law, Ginny, decide to get fancy and make martinis. Their fun, however, is interrupted by that damn lesbian from next door, who's hell-bent on stealing their rutabagas. Seems Dwayne, Marlene's infant child, has slept through the whole ruckus.

TRINA & ADELE - A year or so into a world-wide pandemic, Adele pays Trina a visit to follow up on a commitment she made.

RHONDA & DANIELLE - ​Two or more years into a world-wide pandemic, next door neighbors, Rhonda and Danielle, gossip with one another while dealing with the loss of their significant others. ​ (Smith & Kraus’s “The Best Ten-Minute Plays 2022”)

Performance History/Awards

Lost In Place: Rhonda & Danielle received an online presentation on Tue, Jul 27th as part of Prince William Little Theatre's Original Works Festival. The presentation featured Stacy Crickmer as Rhonda and Larissa Norris as Danielle. The piece was directed by Ward Kay. 

Lost In Place: Rhonda & Danielle received an online presentation on Fri, Jun 25th and Sat, Jun 26th 2021 as part of Rainy Day Collective's First Annual Queer Voices Festival. The presentation featured Gillian C. Kelleher as Rhonda and Kim Saunders as Danielle. The piece was directed by Craig Houk. 

LIP Anthology awarded Honorable Mention, One-Act Play, Dominion Stage's 3rd Annual Playwriting Competition, 2023. Arlington, VA.

Reviews/Recommendations

ANTHOLOGY

"Houk's writing is always stellar, but the true masterstroke of this anthology is his choice to never refer to the pandemic as "our" pandemic. We all associate it with COVID obviously, but since it's possible this small town is experiencing something else, we attach ourselves to these people so much more with that small bit of detachment. The world takes on a nigh absurdist bent, where every scene and beat dives into the confusion and anguish we experience as humans when the world changes inexplicably (often cruelly) around us. And in the deepest depths, the moments of celebration we encounter. ​" - Daniel Prillaman

"This is beautiful. The way each piece stands alone, but they all connect when read back to back, it's brilliant writing and storytelling. My personal favorite was between Marlene and Ginny, that ending was out of left field and so shocking. I think what I love about this collection most is how it really shows us how much the pandemic changed humanity. Houk was able to look into the heads of these characters and show us what they were going through during this time.​" - Cole Hunter Dzubak

"These short and deceptively simple stories all offer wonderfully insightful glimpses at the human condition in the midst of a pandemic. We have laugh-out-loud moments combined with bits of high tragedy and simple quotidian weariness. Each play stands alone, but together they are truly formidable and gain power from their minute observations of people struggling with loss, paranoia, depression, and misanthropy. The closing play ties everything together and offers a heart-breaking coda to these deeply humanist tales. This is a piece I would recommend to a future generation to help them understand how it was to live through these times.​" - Maximillian Gill

"The entire anthology of LOST IN PLACE packs a wallop. Each piece on its own is fascinating, but as an entire work, we are taken on an incredible journey through small-town America during a global pandemic. Like a 21st century "Our Town", we meet members of this community in all their surly sadness and quirky idiosyncrasies. These people are authentic human beings experiencing a world that very likely may be coming to its end. Houk's dialogue and characterizations are never forced or stereotypical. They ring true at every turn, to where we see ourselves and our sorrow in these people​" - Debbie Lamedman

"Individually, these short plays are tender, funny, sad, touching, horrifying… but when read collectively they create a stunning portrait of people coping with a world turned upside down; yes, they may all take place during the current pandemic, but Houk’s piercing view of humanity is filled with universal truths that will allow them to remain fresh, and relevant." - Doug DeVita

"This anthology play hits several sweet spots for me: I love apocalyptic fiction, hard-tongued working-class characters, and quilt-like story structure that lets me connect the dots. Craig Houk nails the center of that Venn diagram here, with his funny, sad, and insightful portrait of a small community during a catastrophic global crisis. Hopping around in time from the early days of an outbreak which looks a lot like our covid-19, then extending years later to what might be humanity’s last gasps, this terrific series of two-handers keeps the focus hyperlocal — on the messy, real people just muddling through." - Vince Gatton

"Taken individually, these vignettes provide an insight to the way some people respond to the world-wide terror that came upon us. Instead of a macro-vision of humanity and the global impact, Craig Houk shows these ten people and their intersecting moments in their lives. Taken as a whole, "Lost In Place" is a laid-back and laconic view of dealing with change, loss, and fear, and this makes it all that more compelling and intense. Stand alone or together, it's a powerful way to reflect on our human nature." - Philip Middleton Williams

HANK & TEDDY

"This was a very touching play about how different people dealt with the early part of the pandemic. It would be so easy to paint Hank as a one dimensional crazy person, but instead we see his full humanity. The two disparate men find common ground in their troubled lives, and show the universality of suffering. This play helps us to empathize even with people we might find abhorrent. Produce this! " - J. Lois Diamond,​

"Reading this heartwarming play by Houk, I found myself sitting on the steps of Hanks porch, watching Hank's and Teddy's excellently written interaction. What begins as a neighbourly (I'm English, that word has a U!) meeting soon zips forward into deep discussions and revelations. I really enjoyed being immersed in this play!" - Christopher Plumridge

"Like all good comedy, it's humor comes because you see something familiar in it. This isn't just "two neighbors," it's you and the guy across the street. It's your dad and your sibling. It's two friends from you. You smile because you know how this will play out, but then you wince for the same reasons. In just a few pages, Craig creates such warmth, that the final event is both a tragedy and inevitable. Highly recommend." - Brian Cern

"What's lovely about this play is that it lives in the in-between place of "neighborly" behavior. In the end, I actually said, aloud, "Nooooooo." which is always a good sign that I've invested in the piece! There's a lovely pro-LGBTQ message in this piece between to cis-het men, and it shows up with regret and melancholy. Excited to read more pieces in this series." - Steven Strafford

"Craig Houk’s, Lost in Place: Teddy & Hank, like all great art, is both immediate and timeless. An uplifting story of two neighbors who have never met, both exquisitely distinctive and beautifully human, now living in a shared and challenging circumstance. It is an unsettling reality that each of them views from their own side of the street. Houk delivers characters who are at once powerfully resolute and painfully fragile. And when one of them musters the courage to cross the road, we are reminded that there is always much more that binds us together than separates us." - Jim Lunsford

"A really nicely realized character study that never takes the easy choice by making one side or the other 'wrong': neighbors are people and people have differing opinions. During a pandemic, everything is heightened and elongated. This is a sweet piece that exposes both men in more ways than you'd expect. Nicely done.​" - Toby Malone

"The fences are up between these neighbors, but as the planks are pulled away, we see more than how they keep their yards. Their very souls are on the line. Hank definitely comes across as an unlikeable, horrible neighbor. But when he hears Teddy's story, he offers a glimmer of support that humanizes him. But I couldn't help but scream inside when Teddy accepted to share his drink. In a pandemic?! It was actually a cliffhanger of an ending with that acceptance between the two. Loved it, and worried for poor sweet Teddy!" - Jacquelyn Floyd-Priskorn

"The engagement of these two contrary characters -- neighborly Teddy and cranky Hank -- could be a set-up for a battle of wills and a theatrical polemic: all the ingredients are there. But that would be a shallow and short-sighted way to send a message, and that isn't even the point of this gentle but impactful play. What starts as a guarded conversation soon gives us insight to each of them, and in a world where trust and closeness comes at a very real price, Craig Houk asks us to decide if it is worth it." - Philip Middleton Williams

MARLENE & GINNY

"A funny, quirky, and offbeat slice of pandemic life turns chilling in this short work. Houk paints a world with references to people and events along with offstage characters, and it’s not a pretty world, but it pulls you in and pushes you along toward an ending that will punch you in the gut. Excellent.​" - DC Cathro

"There is an unsettling sense of foreboding from the first lines of this piece, and each moment of escalation, even the comic ones, contribute to growing dread. You know something bad is coming, but you don't know what. Houk's weaving of the morbid and the mundane creates such incredible tension. Excellent and disturbing!" - Emily McClain

"Houk plays with us. Just when we believe Marlene and Ginny are about to enter a truce in their tension-taut relationship, and we feel that forgiveness is possible, BAM! A chilling twist that you don't see coming. Well-drawn characters and an engaging plot pull us in, but it is the finale that leaves us gobsmacked. Terrific!" - Vivian Lermond

"I'm not sure what rattled me more in reading this short piece: the casualness of the situation that unfolds, or the fact that it disturbs me so. That is not to say that Craig Houk doesn't give us a very well-crafted and suspenseful story with characters of depth and dimension beyond the pages. He does, and more. Perhaps that is what makes it work so well: the intricate but straightforward weaving of this tale. We fully understand what is important to both Marlene and Ginny, and the choices they make, and that is all the more disturbing." - Philip Middleton Williams

TRINA & ADELE

"Craig Houk has a true gift for writing varied, three-dimensional characters of every generation, gender, class, and culture. I could imagine the ease in which the actors would have bringing these exasperatingly ornery women to life because the dialogue and tension are so organic and funny. The ending took me a little by surprise since most of the action in the beginning deals with their trivial gripes. I realized these women are deeply emotional and really need each other. This is really excellent writing.​" - Andrew Martineau

"I fell in love with these "unlikable" women! Houk has brought to life two characters who highlight the pain, vulnerability, and loneliness inside us all, leaving the lasting impression of how truly important it is to build community and take care of each other." - Robin Berl

"This whole series has just been so wonderfully crafted. When I saw this one was up, I added it to my reading list immediately and I am glad I did. Lost in Place is going to be a great evening of theatre. And these are two more very full, rich characters actors are going to love diving into!​" - Jacquelyn Floyd-Priskorn

"Damn, how I know these women: prickly, cantankerous, and not the least bit interested in being liked. The bits of vulnerability that do peek out here are surely due the extremity of the circumstances - but it’s the rarity of those overt little flickers of empathy or kindness that make them so telling, so special, and so moving. A funny, sad, and sigh-worthy addition to the Lost in Place series.​" - Vince Gatton

"There's a lyric from the musical "Zorba!" that states that life is what you do while you're waiting to die. In this moment of life between Trina and Adele, who are separated by more than just social distance, the casual, almost exhausted way that each of them view their lives is very evident and very, very real. The understated and unsaid are powerful elements in this short play, and a gift to actors who take on the roles." - Philip Middleton Williams

RHONDA & DANIELLE

"Houk taps into the universal experience of love and loss and strikes a cord in this brilliant two-hander that speaks to how two women - Rhonda and Danielle - handle the Covid-19 crisis. A relevant, thoughtful play that resonates!​" - Vivian Lermond​​

"Craig Houk’s “Lost in Place: Rhonda and Danielle” is as real as it gets. As humans, we despair and, when we can, try to adjust to survive. A thoughtful piece." - Julie Zaffarano​​

"When you're in the middle of a worldwide crisis—oversaturated with news and emotionally overwhelmed—it's hard to create art about it that resonates. Craig Houk's LOST IN PLACE: RHONDA & DANIELLE is the rare exception. This brilliant two-hander carves out a moment in time where two people are able to connect amid loneliness and upheaval. This play is all about the quiet moments. Months after seeing a Zoom performance, it’s stuck with me." - Sasha Karuc​​

"Lost in Place: Rhonda & Danielle" is a haunting look at what happens when everyone gives up in a pandemic. Well, not everyone: Rhonda and Danielle, two genial neighbors, do their best to carry on despite horrific circumstances. This play is poignant and tragic, but offers a little glimmer of hope at the play's end. Well done!​" - Adam Richter

"Craig Houk's Rhonda & Danielle is an exceptional ten-minute play. I found this two-hander engrossing and poignant, relatable, and extremely well crafted. I look forward to taking in more plays in Houk's Lost in Place series, and cannot wait to see this play up on it's feet in the near future. Great work, Craig!" - Jeffrey James Keyes​​

"This thoughtful take on the topic of a global pandemic could not be more timely, and although it is part of a larger series, even as a standalone short piece it takes you into a world that clearly stretches so far beyond what you see and hear within the script that it's nothing short of captivating. There's an elegant melancholy to this piece that makes you think and reflect, and that's the beauty of what Houk has rendered here." - Jack Seamus Conley​​

"This short play about love and loss and trying to get by amid a global pandemic is wonderful. It's all the little details that get you: a chair without an owner, an exchange of vegetables and preserves between two neighbors who have been watching everyone in the neighborhood slowly die... Lovely and bittersweet." - Lisa Dellagiarino Feriend​

"In the midst of a worldwide pandemic, two women discuss matters of importance that aren't really important at all in the face of things. A wonderful play about how we deal with our place in the world, Craig Houk has created a terrific piece for two actresses." - John Busser​

"There is a subliminal rhythm to this and the other "Lost in Place" plays: the inexorable progression of the inevitable. Rhonda and Danielle talk about life and death in a way that friends talk about everyday things like doing laundry or putting out the recycling. Has the pandemic numbed us to such things as death, suicide, and the passing of millions, or have we always been like this about unfathomable things? Is this how we cope with the moment, or is this the underlying foundation of how we survive? That is the power of this story." - Philip Middleton Williams​

"The beautiful sadness of this play will linger with me for a long time. We see two neighbors going through the motions in a world empty of life and meaning. And it seems they're starting to wake from the haze of tragedy and make small decisions that will have huge impacts on their day to day existences. So heartbreaking and so terrifyingly relatable. " - Jacquelyn Floyd-Priskorn

“I’m downright mad I didn’t write this myself. Anyone who knows me knows how much I like two things: apocalyptic stories and working-class middle-aged women, and this terrific two-hander scratches both itches. Years into a long slow slog of disease, death, and isolation, two neighbors maintain their yard-sit drinking visits...and today, certain decisions have been made, certain steps taken. Funny, sad, brutal, and kind, this short piece delivers the goods, and I’m its happy target audience. Well done." - Vince Gatton

“LOST IN PLACE is a subtle play that packs big punches. From the Symbolic gesture of moving a lawn chair to the reveal of what really happened to Woman 1's wife, this play gets you with the details. This play is dark, yet hopeful!" - Monica Cross

Tethered: Edwin & Abigail

​Tethered: Addison & Eleonore

​Tethered: Edwin & Abigail

Synopsis

​(1 Female, 1 Male)
On the eve of his confirmation to SCOTUS, Edwin Spratt and his wife, Abigail, sit down for an intimate dinner that quickly turns contentious. Edwin has been accused of sexual assault. He can prove his innocence, but it would require revealing a secret that would anger his supporters and put his career and reputation at stake. Companion piece to Tethered: Addison & Eleonore.

Reviews/Recommendations

"The intersection of public and private spaces in the political lives of the married couples who inhabit those spaces is revealed in sad, caustic dialogue in this smartly written short drama. How often have we seen the pained expressions of a wife of a politician in the hot seat standing behind him during a televised press conference and wonder what was happening behind closed doors? Craig Houk shows us such a scene with brilliant subtlety. The last line gave me chills. Bravo!"  - Andrew Martineau

"A judge and his socialite wife sit down to dinner the evening before his political appointment to the Supreme Court. Like its companion piece, Addison & Eleonore, sparely economic dialogue and imagery builds up a dislocated world where ruthless ambition overrides natural human relationships and even gender differences. An intriguing and disturbing piece where superficial proprieties mask violent thoughts and actions."  - Alice Josephs

"The toxic fruit brought to bear by Addison & Eleonore rots beautifully in this sparkling gem that spotlights the loathsome hypocrisy of a certain political party. Edwin & Abigail, as horrible and toxic as Edwin’s parents, are a special breed of contemporary politicians, and as such are legitimate targets for Houk’s precise blows at their mendacity and gall. What’s especially wonderful is what’s not said, what’s left to percolate between the lines, particularly if you’ve read the equally lethal TETHERED: ADDISON & ELEONORE. Funny and horrifying, these are must read, must produce scripts. "  - Doug DeVita

"Edwin and Abigail are living two lives each. The couple they portray to the public who insist on perfection in their elected leaders, and the flawed, miserable human couple who must exist in their own personal hells with each other. On the eve of a Senate confirmation, they must keep the cracks from showing even as Edwin is being accused of a sexual indiscretion. Confessing his true nature might get him off the hook, but could torpedo his chances at confirmation. This is complex, tension-filled and infuriating stuff. It's wonderfully written. Read with "Tethered: Addison & Eleonore" for added depth."  - John Busser

"The air hangs thick on this tense little dinner scene, with allusions that recall Tennesee Williams at his most aching and Edward Albee at his most darkly absurd. Though clearly inspired by the Kavanaugh confirmation hearings, this short drama (especially paired with its companion piece, Tethered: Addison & Eleonore) tells its own twisted story of secrets, lies, power, and behind-the-scenes consequences."  - Vince Gatton

"Read this 10-minute play in tandem with Houk's "Tethered: Addison & Eleonore." The combined portrait of four icy, upper-class, barely-tolerant-of-one-another adults has the scent of well-written Albee. The scent? Well-roasted elitism.  In "Tethered: Edwin & Abigail," the atmosphere is positively poisonous with an overlay of repetitive dialogue, offspring issues, and accusations that land but are never acknowledged. Tomorrow is Edwin's biggest day, and Abigail is not going to let him have an easy night before. Produce this 10-minute play alongside "Tethered: Edwin & Abigail" for a chilly, bitter, fabulous night of theatre." - Steven G. Martin

Performance History

TETHERED: Edwin & Abigail (formerly Lest Ye Be Judged) received an online reading with Adventure Theatre MTC, District Dramatists & 4615 Theatre Company as part of their DMV Q FEST on Sunday, April 19th 2020 (Washington, DC). 

​Tethered: Addison & Eleonore

Synopsis

​(1 Female, 1 Male)
A retired business mogul, Addison Spratt, and his wife Eleonore are hosting a cocktail party at their stately mansion in Bethesda, MD.  Heavily intoxicated, the pair unwittingly reveal curious details about their son's childhood, which raises some questions about his virility.  Companion piece to Tethered: Edwin & Abigail.

Reviews/Recommendations

"In this short, the playwright has gifted your older actors with a superb and challenging vehicle - and that's a rare gem. The actors speak out of both sides of their mouths, as the saying goes, and therein lies the fun. Houk doesn't waste his energy on the frivolous, though, taking advantage of the moment to deliver a pointed, political commentary while he has your ear. I have some actors in mind I'd love to see in these rich, lively roles and I bet you do, too. A really nice piece of writing." - Kelly McBurnette-Andronicos​

"Unfortunately, I have dined with the likes of Addison and Eleonore on numerous occasions. Booze and bullshit, politics and power, secrets and lies, all these themes come together in this well-paced, well-crafted ten-minute play. A great vehicle for two veteran actors to strut their stuff. Set in a stately mansion in Bethesda, Maryland, the play gets darker and darker, as the two characters get meaner and meaner. Powerful and riveting, this play would mesmerize an audience. Bravo!" - Cindi Sansone-Braff

"In the best style of the understated plays by Edward Albee and Harold Pinter, Craig Houk gives us a lesson in what the upper crustaceans really say and think when they think no one else is listening. But even if they were, they don't care. This goes beyond politics and position in society; it is an indictment of a people in power who by any rights shouldn't have it, and it's done to a fine turn in this two-hander." - Philip Middleton Williams

"With spare and biting dialogue, a cocktail party proves an apt vehicle for this piece about a pitiless couple pursuing political power. Both in addressing their guests and in their private relationship, they disregard the cost of their ambition to their own marriage, their adopted son moulded in their image and any sense of social conscience, consistency and sanity in this absurdist, even poetic play." - Alice Josephs

"Addison and Eleonore are horrible, toxic people, perfectly representing a group of horribly toxic people, and Craig Houk has showcased them in a perfectly pitched play that shines a bright, unforgiving light on these horribly toxic people and their horribly toxic ideas, and the horribly toxic possibility of their return to power. Listen to Craig. He knows what he’s talking about." - Doug DeVita

"Craig Houk gives us a look at an unsettling couple, on the eve of their possibly closeted son's Senate confirmation. And shows us in no uncertain terms that although Edwin may be their biological son, they are truly only in love with the money and power that their societal status gives them. Appropriately relevant in these politically turbulent times. Read this along with the companion piece, "Tethered: Edwin & Abigail" for another slap in the face."  - John Busser

"Read this 10-minute play in tandem with Houk's "Tethered: Edwin & Abigail." The combined portrait of four icy, upper-class, barely-tolerant-of-one-another adults has the scent of well-written Albee. The scent? Well-roasted elitism. In "Tethered: Addison & Eleonore," Edwin's 70-something, patrician adoptive parents publicly and savagely reminisce about their son, either due to alcohol or senility. They completely go off the rail, perhaps causing a horrid scene, but then Craig Houk gives Addison one of the best lines of dialogue ever, and things (unfortunately) settle. Produce this 10-minute play alongside "Tethered: Edwin & Abigail" for a chilly, bitter, fabulous night of theatre." - Steven G. Martin

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Synopsis

​​(2 Female, 4 Male)
Tyler, a struggling actor with no financial or emotional resources available to draw upon, finds himself trapped in a seemingly loveless relationship with Nathan, an affluent and calculating man with a mysterious profession and an even more mysterious friend, David. When Tyler reaches his breaking point, he calls upon his colorfully wicked friend, Olivia, to assist him in hiring a hit man to eliminate Nathan. Caught in the middle of the chaos is Nathan’s sister, Nora, an emotionally wrecked individual whose addiction to prescription medications might likely be the cause of her wild imaginings. Rounding out this bizarre cast of characters is Ed, the man hired to take Nathan out. Alliances shift as the story unfolds and not until the astonishing finale do we discover who has the upper hand.​

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Synopsis

​(2 Male)
Three-time Oscar winner, Jack Dunn, returns to Connecticut after being gone for nearly four years in McGrath, Alaska. His closest friend, Wade Henry, also an award-winning actor, has something Jack wants. After a long evening of drinking and poker with their pals, Jack and Wade, both eager to cement their legacies, face off one last time. 

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Synopsis

​(1 Female)
A celebrated aging actress is cast in a fringe play and is compelled to share a dressing room with an up and coming star. A torch is passed in an unexpected way.

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Synopsis

​(1 Male)
An aging writer with severe arthritis is compelled to hire a young man to type his autobiography for him. It appears, however, that time may have stopped for one of them.

BRUTE FARCE monologues published in Smith & Kraus​

2/1/2023

Very happy to announce that two monologues from BRUTE FARCE will be published as part of Smith & Kraus's 2023 "The Best Women's Stage Monologues" and "The Best Men's Stage Monologues".  A very special thank you to Debbie Lamedman who single handedly manages the entire selection and editing process. Her patience and her steadfast support for playwrights and their original works are unrivaled. Her contributions to the theater are immeasurable. She is a compassionate human being and a formidable playwright in her own right. And while I am happy to have my work highlighted in these anthologies, I would prefer to take this moment to celebrate Debbie and to send her and Minke a big virtual hug. 

BRUTE FARCE wins! LOST IN PLACE ANTHOLOGY receives honorable mention!​

1/16/2023

Thrilled to announce that my play, BRUTE FARCE, has been awarded Full-Length Play Winner and LOST IN PLACE ANTHOLOGY has been awarded ​One-Act Play Honorable Mention as part of Dominion Stage's 3rd annual playwrighting competition. Arlington, VA.

BRUTE FARCE public staged readings at the Anacostia Arts Center​

7/4/2022

Very excited to announce that my play, BRUTE FARCE, will receive staged readings at the Anacostia Arts Center on Oct 27th, 28th & 29th, 2022. For further details, please visit our page on Facebook. These readings have been made possible thanks to a generous grant made available by Duane Gautier and the Valley Place Arts Collaborative/ARCH, and through the kind support of Adele Robey.

SYNPOSIS: Four vengeful, narcissistic actors, with the assistance of a brutish stage manager and a cynical stagehand, abduct and hold captive a theater critic notorious for shutting down productions and ending careers through his malicious reviews. To confound matters, they intend to carry their plan out during a performance of a show they’re all currently appearing in. Less than an hour before the curtain is due to rise, their scheme begins to quickly unravel as we discover that none of the conspirators are familiar with the actual plan or its designed outcome. Brute Farce is a satirical commentary on the perpetually symbiotic, oftentimes dysfunctional, and occasionally turbulent relationship between actors and reviewers.​

Next Stage Press Interview with Gene Kato

7/3/2022

Gene talks to Washington D.C. playwright Craig Houk about his plays COLD RAIN, SYD, and BRUTE FARCE: ​Next Stage Press - Episode 22 - Craig Houk

SYD at The Drama Book Shop in NYC

5/20/2022

Thrilled to announce that my play, SYD, is headed to The Drama Book Shop in NYC and will be displayed on the New Play Wall in the coming days. I plan to travel to NY for a photo op and to sign those limited number of copies (6 total - it's a start). Slowly but surely making progress as a playwright. 

SYNPOSIS: On the evening of Sunday, June 24th, 1973, thirty-two men perished in a fire at The Upstairs Lounge, a sanctuary bar for working-class homosexual men in New Orleans. On that same evening, several blocks north, nearly a dozen women, including a gifted young nursing student, Sydney (Syd) Trahan, were taken into custody and charged with lewd and lascivious conduct for dancing together at Brady’s, a notorious lesbian bar in the French Quarter. Hopeful that the deadly fire and the controversy surrounding its multiple victims might overshadow Syd’s arrest, Bud, a reputable blacksmith, and Helen, a God-fearing woman, do everything in their power to curtail the impact of their daughter’s transgression on their seemingly near perfect lives.

LOST IN PLACE: RHONDA & DANIELLE published by Smith & Kraus

1/4/2022

Proud to join an illustrious group of playwrights in announcing that my play, LOST IN PLACE: RHONDA & DANIELLE, will be included in Smith & Kraus’s “The Best Ten-Minute Plays 2022”, due out in September.

SYNPOSIS: Two or more years into a world-wide pandemic, next door neighbors, Rhonda and Danielle, gossip with one another while dealing with the loss of their significant others. Part of the Lost In Place Anthology. ​

SYD published by Next Stage Press

11/3/2021

Proud to announce that my full length drama, SYD, has been published by Next Stage Press. 

SYNPOSIS: On the evening of Sunday, June 24th, 1973, thirty-two men perished in a fire at The Upstairs Lounge, a sanctuary bar for working-class homosexual men in New Orleans. On that same evening, several blocks north, nearly a dozen women, including a gifted young nursing student, Sydney (Syd) Trahan, were taken into custody and charged with lewd and lascivious conduct for dancing together at Brady’s, a notorious lesbian bar in the French Quarter. Hopeful that the deadly fire and the controversy surrounding its multiple victims might overshadow Syd’s arrest, Bud, a reputable blacksmith, and Helen, a God-fearing woman, do everything in their power to curtail the impact of their daughter’s transgression on their seemingly near perfect lives.

COLD RAIN published by Next Stage Press

7/29/2021

Proud to announce that my full length drama, COLD RAIN, has been published by Next Stage Press. 

SYNPOSIS: Carly Weekes and her sisters, Lolly and Shirley, are witches. Determined to find Carly a mate, the three cast a circle to summon a popular recording artist from Colorado. However, Shirley casts what appears to be a dubious and deadly spell. Worried that Carly and her new family might now be cursed, Lolly endeavors to reverse the hex, but fails, resulting in her expulsion to an alternate world. Years later, twin sisters Tina and Rose Pacheco mysteriously drown. The case goes cold, but many believe Carly’s oldest son, Johnny, is responsible. Cold Rain is an account of a family bound by black magic, a dark and comical tale of ill-conceived machinations, misdirected resentment, and repressed desire.​

LOST IN PLACE: RHONDA & DANIELLE Virtual Festival Presentations

5/26/2021

Excited to announce that my original short, LOST IN PLACE: RHONDA & DANIELLE, has been accepted into two festivals:
Prince William Little Theatre's Original Works Festival. July 27th, 2021 ​
​Rainy Day Artistic Collective's Queer Voices 2021 Festival.  June 25th & 26th, 2021

RADIATOR Staged Reading

6/28/2019

Honored and humbled to announce that my original one act play, Radiator, will be presented as part of the 2019 Kennedy Center Page-to-Stage New Play Festival. The reading will feature Jared Shamberger as André Cooper and Matty Griffiths as Lou Brunazzi. The piece will be directed by Carl Randolph.

COLD RAIN World Premiere Production

6/18/2018

Very excited to announce that TICKETS are now on sale for the world premiere production of COLD RAIN. The venue is small and the show is big, so act fast! 

CAST: Elle Emerson as Lolly Weekes, Maura Claire Harford as Shirley Weekes, Desiree Chappelle as Carly Weekes-Rekowski, Grant Collins as Bryson Rekowski, Thomas Shuman as Fisher Hickman, Will Low as Johnny Rekowski, Stephanie Jo Clark as Donna Pagnotto, Blake Gouhari as Joe Rekowski, Lydia Kraniotis as Lydia Pacheco.

LOCATION: Westminster Presbyterian Church (Red), 400 I St SW, Washington, DC 20024 

DATES: Sat, Jul 14 @ 5:30 PM, Sun, Jul 15 @ 3:30 PM, Sat, Jul 21 @ 11:00 AM, Thu, Jul 26 @ 8:30 PM, Sat, Jul 28 @ 9:45 PM

RUNNING TIME: 90 Minutes

BRUTE FARCE received staged readings at the Anacostia Arts Center on Oct 27th, 28th & 29th, 2022. For further details, please visit our page on Facebook.

​​These readings were made possible thanks to a generous grant made available by Duane Gautier and the Valley Place Arts Collaborative/ARCH, and through the kind support of Adele Robey.

FEATURING
Michael Replogle as Alistair McHugh
Matthew Pauli as Killian Black
Karina Hilleard as Dierdre Shepherd
Dana Scott Galloway as Reggie Brimble
Lisa M. Hodsoll as Vivian Pruitt
Claire Schoonover as Fiona Bainbridge
Steve Lebens as Quinn Ponsonby

BIO

Craig Houk is a DC based Playwright and proud Dramatists Guild Member. He is also a Producer, Actor & Director with a degree in Theater from Bowling Green State University. Prior to relocating to Washington, DC in November of 2015, he spent two decades working primarily as an actor in the New England area. Houk’s two act drama, COLD RAIN (Next Stage Press) was awarded Best Drama and named one of Best of Festival at Capital Fringe 2018. His other works include SYD (Next Stage Press), BRUTE FARCE  (Next Stage Press), RADIATOR, THE RELUCTANT HEN, LOST IN PLACE ANTHOLOGY, and the TETHERED companion pieces: EDWIN & ABIGAIL and ADDISON & ELEONORE.  LOST IN PLACE: RHONDA & DANIELLE has been included in Smith & Kraus’s “The Best Ten-Minute Plays 2022”.

ARTISTIC STATEMENT

While my writing has been generously compared to Pinter, Albee & Shaffer (and those writers, among others, have certainly influenced my work) I am admittedly neither profound nor prolific. I describe my style as dynamic realism. My works are generally rooted in reality, but I’m always trying to push beyond that, to challenge it, to redefine it. I don’t want the audience to settle in, I want them to buckle in. As a general rule, I write to entertain. And in the process, I do my best to write strong characters with compelling stories to tell; characters that actors might yearn to play; and stories that audiences might yearn to see and hear.​

MESSAGE TO MY FELLOW ARTISTS

Find your safe space and tuck in tightly, because safe spaces are in very short supply these days. We live in a world where you’re no longer measured by your accomplishments or by what you’ve done to elevate your fellow creatives, but rather defined solely (and harshly) by your missteps. Challenging others is off limits. Admitting your errors, making amends, or striving to mature in an effort to stay relevant and engaged are no longer options. None of that is enough, not anymore, because any minor stumble will assuredly seal your fate. So, please take care of yourself first and foremost. Be authentic, be kind, stay as grounded as you can, and have faith that those who know and love you best will stay aligned. The rest of it doesn’t matter.​

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THEATRE

Colonel in Blue Camp, produced by Rainbow Theatre Project at the Saint Augustine's Episcopal Church​, directed by Christopher Janson. Washington, DC

Richard Baxter in The Mollusc, produced by Quotidian Theatre Company at The Writer's Center, directed by Jack Sbarbori. Bethesda, MD

Man #3 (7 roles) in Jeffrey, produced by Rainbow Theatre Project at the DC Arts Center, directed by Robert Mintz. Washington, DC

Garrison in Consider the Ficus, as part of the 2018 DC Queer Theatre Festival at the DC Arts Center, directed by Carl Randolph. Washington, DC

Marvin Friedman/Frates Simpson/Priest in Duck, produced by Tom Block at The Highwood Theatre, directed by Clare Schaffer. Silver Spring, MD

Brian in The Nude, produced by FABUM as part of their A Strong Woman Play Festival, directed by Jameson Freeman. Washington, DC

Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder Goes Forth: Live!, produced by Theatre on Fire, directed by Darren Evans. Boston, MA

Twinkles in Clown Bar, produced by Theatre on Fire, directed by Darren Evans. Boston, MA

William Hutchinson in Goodly Creatures, produced by Hub Theatre Company, directed by John Geoffrion. Boston, MA

Gavin in Party Time, produced by Theatre on Fire, directed by Darren Evans. Boston, MA

Fantasy Man (3 roles) in Wandelaria, produced by Argos Productions, directed by Brett Marks. Boston, MA

Actor 2 (2 roles) in Tiny Kushner, produced by Zeitgeist Stage Co, directed by David Miller. Boston, MA

Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder II: Live!, produced by Theatre on Fire, directed by Darren Evans. Boston, MA

Josh in My Wonderful Day, produced by Zeitgeist Stage Co, directed by David Miller. Boston, MA

Dave Moss in Glengarry Glen Ross, produced by Independent Drama Society, directed by Brett Marks. Boston, MA

One/Maitre D' in Almost an Evening, produced by Theatre on Fire, directed by Darren Evans. Boston, MA

True/Countess in Act a Lady, produced by Theatre on Fire, directed by Darren Evans. Boston, MA

Dyson in Lady, produced by Zeitgeist Stage Co, directed by David Miller. Boston, MA

Victor in One for the Road, produced by Theatre on Fire, directed by Darren Evans. Boston, MA

Bruce in 7 Blowjobs, produced by Theatre on Fire, directed by Darren Evans. Boston, MA

Philip in Gasping, produced by Theatre on Fire, directed by Darren Evans. Boston, MA

Walker Harris in Two Rooms, produced by Theatre on Fire, directed by Darren Evans. Boston, MA

Man (6 roles) in Solitaire Six Pack, produced by Ubiquity Stage, directed by Sarah Jones. Boston, MA

Algernon in Importance of Being Earnest, produced by Penobscot Theatre Co, directed by Matthew Arbour. Bangor, ME

Thaddeus/Crumpet (u/s 6 performances) in The Santaland Diaries, produced by Firefly Productions, directed by Steven Maler. Boston, MA

Bellhop in Lend Me a Tenor, produced by The Public Theatre, directed by Janet Mitchko. Lewiston, ME

Arthur Wellesley in The Judas Kiss, produced by Lyric Stage Company, directed by Spiro Veloudos. Boston, MA

Peter in Party, produced by Dollboyz Productions, directed by Jason Southerland. Boston, MA

Man #1 (10 roles) in Jeffrey, produced by Flaming Productions, directed by Wendy Poole. Portland, ME

Louis Ironson in Angels in America Part II, produced by Mad Horse Theatre Co, directed by Andy Sokoloff. Portland, ME

Lucio in Measure for Measure, produced by Acorn Productions, directed by Michael Levine. Portland, ME

Louis Ironson in Angels in America Part I, produced by Mad Horse Theatre Co, directed by Andy Sokoloff. Portland, ME

Larry in Burn This, produced by Acorn Productions, directed by Michael Levine. Portland, ME

Michael in Forget Him, produced by Triangle Theatre. Boston, MA

Brian Meagher in The Last Shaker, produced by Triangle Theatre, directed by Joseph Cambone. Boston, MA
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Darius in Jeffrey, produced by Speak Easy Stage Co, directed by Paul Daigneault. Boston, MA

FILM

Rowan (Featured Actor) in Ascendants: Raven, produced by Charles River Media Group, directed by Don Schechter. Boston, MA

Resistance Member (Extra) in Ascendants, produced by Charles River Media Group, directed by Don Schechter. Boston, MA

Brian (Supporting Actor) in Here is Gone, produced by Painted Sky Productions , directed by Jacquelyn Carr. Boston, MA
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Moe (Principal Actor) in Sucker, produced by Magic Club Productions , directed by Peter Pizzi. Boston, MA

RECOGNITION

IRNE Best Actor Nominee: Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder Goes Forth: Live!, produced by Theatre on Fire, directed by Darren Evans. Boston, MA

​IRNE Best Actor Nominee: Edmund Blackadder in Blackadder II: Live!, produced by Theatre on Fire, directed by Darren Evans. Boston, MA

IRNE Best Supporting Actor Nominee: Victor in One for the Road, produced by Theatre on Fire, directed by Darren Evans. Boston, MA

IRNE Best Actor Nominee: Philip in Gasping, produced by Theatre on Fire, directed by Darren Evans. Boston, MA

PRESS

"A scarily brash Craig Houk.” – John Stoltenberg, DC Metro Theater Arts (Blue Camp)

"[Craig] Houk is hilarious as the photos send Bruce into a trancelike state... " - Boston Globe (7 Blowjobs)

“Emily Levey and Craig Houk find moments to shine in multiple supporting roles.” – André Hereford, Metro Weekly (Jeffrey)

"I found Houk as the cowed pushover of a husband the most fun to watch—his every wince and trepidation was well played." – Roy Maurer, DC Theatre Scene (The Mollusc)

“Enter “The Colonel” (Craig Houk), the very embodiment of a realpolitik Cold Warrior who knows cannon fodder when he sees it.” – William G. Schulz, TheInTowner (Blue Camp)

​“Houk is a comedic standout as a handsy Catholic priest whose idea of heaven is gay sex and a good show tune.” – Patrick Folliard, Washington Blade (Jeffrey)

"Craig Houk gives a delightful portrayal of a man deeply in love with his strong willed wife." - Kay Bourne, Edge Boston (Goodly Creatures)
"This is an excellent cast who play their roles with subtlety and grace."  "A gentle and lonely Craig Houk." – Mary Ann Johnson, MD Theatre Guide (The Mollusc)

"Houk’s Garrison is compelling as he struggles to find meaning in both his personal and professional life." - Julie Janson, DC Metro Theater Arts (Consider the Ficus)

"The intense Craig Houk as Nixon’s shrink is fun to watch agonizing over weekly sessions he had with the president in an analysis session with angel Metatron." - Kay Bourne, Edge Boston (Tiny Kushner)

"Craig Houk as Anne’s husband provides a welcome playfulness to the somber proceedings, acknowledging that he “never wins in an argument” with his wife." - Beverly Creasey, Boston Arts Review (Goodly Creatures)

"[Craig] Houk is very funny as Hendryk, a pistol of a personality, pursuing outsized romantic thoughts, and dreams birthed by sexual ambivalence." - Kay Bourne, Edge Boston (Tiny Kushner)

"Craig Houk is simply beyond reproach as Blackadder. Once you’ve seen him, you will forget Rowan Atkinson entirely." - Beverly Creasey, Boston Arts Review (Blackadder Goes Forth: Live!)

"Best of all is Craig Houk’s heart-wrenching rage as Dyson, particularly as his fear mounts for his son’s future." - Jules Becker, My South End (Lady)

"This play featured Frank Britton as Nate and Craig Houk as Garrison, who gave some of the strongest performances of the evening."  - Julie Janson, DC Metro Theater Arts (Consider the Ficus)

​“Members of the ensemble portray several differing, rotating roles with ease; sparkling brio and zest infuse every scene. Members of the ensemble who provide the very human backdrop of this play are Craig Houk, Emily Levey, Joshua Street, and Rick Westerkamp. All are superior.” – David Friscic, DC Metro Theater Arts (Jeffrey)

“Ensemble members Craig Houk, Emily Levey, Joshua Street, and Rick Westerkamp did a fantastic job with multiple roles each and hit just the right notes to capture each of their characters’ quirks in many varied scenes.” – Liz Ruth-Brinegar, MD Theatre Guide (Jeffrey)

"The interactions between Graham’s surly Sergeant and Bossenbroek’s sassy, Southern Billy are particularly charming, as is Houk’s outsized performance as the Colonel, a stand-in for all the toxic masculinity and ruthlessness associated with the American military.” – William G. Schulz, DC Theatre Scene (Blue Camp)

"Two vignettes stem from Kushner’s fascination with psychoanalysis (with an emphasis on the psycho). In one a patient who has just been terminated (the wonderful Craig Houk) begs his doctor to take him back." - Beverly Creasey, Boston Arts Review (Tiny Kushner)

"[Craig] Houk’s portrayal of Blackadder oozes with just the right blend of oily pseudo-suavity, gimlet-eyed ambition, and sputtering exasperation at the dolts who surround him and the predicaments that engulf him." - Don Aucoin, Boston Globe (Blackadder II: Live!)
​“The ensemble cast - Craig Houk, Emily Levey, Joshua Street, and Rick Westerkamp - is brilliantly versatile and hilariously funny. They bring a much-needed levity to the show, making it genuinely humorous, but also providing a good counter for the more serious, aching moments.” – Rachael Goldberg, Broadway World DC (Jeffrey)

"Blackadder II stars Craig Houk, one of Boston’s best comic actors, of late having slain Zeitgeist audiences with his furious napping. He takes over Rowan Atkinson’s reins, galloping full tilt into the dubious fray." - Beverly Creasey, Boston Arts Review (Blackadder II: Live!)

"Craig Houk stars as the pompous and ridiculous Edmund Blackadder, who seems very comfortable in the role itself, and manages to capture the arrogance and charm of the character incredibly well. His charisma is one thing to lock on to and he has it in spades." - Christian Hegg, Muffin Eats Dragon (Blackadder II: Live!)

Zeitgeist veterans Becca Lewis and Craig Houk are masters of farce. Houk can, as they say, read the phonebook and get laughs but his fitful nap and fabulous snoring in WONDERFUL DAY are reason alone to see the play. - Beverly Creasey, Boston Arts Review (My Wonderful Day)

"The laughs build to the required farcical frenzy with the appropriate array of entrances and exits, as well as some delicious physical comedy from [Craig] Houk (think John Cleese at his bumbling best)..." - Terry Byrne, Boston Globe (My Wonderful Day)

"Craig Houk is aptly ridiculous as the clueless Josh, who's capable of falling dead asleep, face buried in a sandwich, when read to from The Secret Garden." - Carolyn Clay, Boston Phoenix (My Wonderful Day)

"Craig Houk as the other younger salesman, the mean to the bone Dave Moss, fairly ripples with a merciless ruthlessness." - Kay Bourne, Edge Boston (Glengarry Glen Ross)

"Craig Houk brings a frenetic intensity to the scheming Moss. His “hypothetical” scene with the hapless Aaronow gets lots of laughs." - Beverly Creasey, Boston Arts Review (Glengarry Glen Ross)

"Craig Houk is utterly convincing as the journalist who gets his story but truly regrets the manipulation." - Beverly Creasey, Theatre Mirror (Two Rooms)

"Dyson is quivering with fury. Houk plays him with vein-popping intensity from start to finish." - Don Aucoin, Boston Globe (Lady)

"Particularly notable is Craig Houk as the senator's aide, driven nearly mad with lust by the offending photos. Houk cuts loose in a hilarious burst of unfocused lust that has him licking the furniture and literally putting ants in his pants." - Brian Jewell, Bay Windows (7 Blowjobs)

"Craig Houk paints a powerful portrait of sheer terror, as the object of Gill’s ruthless machinations. Without even speaking, he conveys the extent of the horror we never see---and can only imagine." - Beverly Creasey, Theatre Mirror (One For The Road)

"Houk gives the role of Moss a brash townie confidence… He speaks with confidence about subjects he couldn’t possibly know… and his arrogance makes us believe him." - John Perich, Periscope Death (Glengarry Glen Ross)

"Craig Houk in particular is a standout as gung-ho senior exec Philip...a physical dynamo from word one: he caps a profit report with a full-body spasm like a pitcher's windup." - Sandy MacDonald, Boston Globe (Gasping)

"Houk shows that he has the range and the wit to hold together a diverse gallery of types who, in the end, benefit from his drive and inventiveness." - Robert Nesti, Bay Windows (Desperately Aloof)

"Craig Houk tries to understand, to see under the skin, and to demand help in reaching for resolution. He has anthracite eyes and a hungry face." - Larry, Stark, Theatre Mirror (Two Rooms)

"Houk gets his hooks in early, and keeps you there for more than 90-minutes. Quite a feat for any young actor." - Robert Nesti, Bay Windows (Desperately Aloof)

"Houk's over-the-top portrayal as the bellhop is genuinely funny."  - Dan Marois, Sun Journal (Lend Me a Tenor)

"A characterization that suggests Charles Busch at his best." - Robert Nesti, Bay Windows (Desperately Aloof)

​“The rest of the cast is rounded out by a talented ensemble consisting of Craig Houk, Emily Levey, Joshua Street, and Rick Westerkamp, who expertly transform themselves into a variety of comedic characters.” – John Bavoso, DC Theatre Scene (Jeffrey)

"Houk manages a deft spin of comedy and pathos throughout, moving from the sharply satiric to the sweetly sentimental."  - Robert Nesti, Bay Windows (Desperately Aloof)

"Craig Houk is quick out of the starting gate as Algernon. With facial expressions and body English galore, Houk blooms with Algernon’s pursuit of amusement and determination to take over the Ernest persona in order to woo the fair Cecily." - Roxanne Moore Saucier, Bangor Daily News (The Importance of Being Earnest)

"Aside from one woman, his characters are all gay men, but any stereotypes drop away quickly as his hour and twenty minute gallery presents more and more compelling portraits of unique individuals. Tears replace laughter as the evening progresses... excellent gallery of engrossingly interesting portraits." - Larry Stark, Theatre Mirror (Desperately Aloof)

"Craig Houk, channeling John Cleese, gets a hilarious massage (from an unseen masseur) which hurls him head over heels on top of a tiny collapsible table. They should sign him up posthaste for the next Olympic gymnastic team! Then, if that weren’t enough, he out Chaplins the master on imaginary ice, not to mention dropping trou in classic slapstick form." - Beverly Creasey, Theatre Mirror (Gasping)

"[Craig] Houk as True (and, in the play-within-the play, as the Countess) shows incredible range. He delivers his Countess like a snippy, vengeful Dame Edna in a corset that has been laced too tightly. But he is also completely convincing as the womanizing, moonshine-sipping True." - Christopher Muther, Boston Globe (Act A Lady)

“Craig Houk's Richard is a perfect blend of the character's defining traits: he's affable, a bit of a pushover (though not as much as one assumes on sight), and genuinely trying to do right by his family. Houk also provides the audience with some lighthearted humor - his small facial expressions and reactions are delightful, and give you a sense that the character is more formidable than the others assume.” – Rachael Goldberg, Broadway World (The Mollusc)